This 4.20 thing isn’t really my cup of tea.

troychandleraben:

I’ve always wanted to be Peter Pan. When I was younger, all of my friends said they wanted to be superheroes like Batman and Superman… I was always the odd ball out, saying I wanted to be forever young, like Peter Pan. Is that slightly odd?

Oh, try not to puke… just, down some water with it, yeah? I’ve got a big stomach, I can handle it - although I get easily full, so, I’m going to take your advice on that! Know of any good places that make quesadillas? I suck at cooking… even tortillas and cheese…

No, that’s not odd at all! I guess you can say great minds think alike, seeing as  I always claimed Wendy to be my favorite princess when I was younger. I mean, I’m well aware she isn’t one, but I always preferred her over the rest of the Disney princesses. The girls in preschool thought I was insane.

Yeah, I got a whole water pitcher by my side just in case, so no worries. And risk it if you want, I’m sure you’ll be fine, seeing as most guys do have bigger stomachs and aren’t weaklings like lil’ old me. Hmmm, I got mine at Acapulcos, some little Mexican restaurant down the street. I can’t cook for my life either, so it was either that or microwavables. Let’s just say I’m not a huge fan of food in a frozen bag.

(Source: ella-hamilt0n)